1.The blonde went to the doctor and declared, "Doctor, doctor. It hurts all over my body."The doctor inquired, "Where exactly does it hurt. Can you show me?"The blond took her forefinger and poked the back of her wrist and said, "It hurts here."She then poked her forearm and again said, "It hurts here."She proceeded to poke all over her body, declaring after each poke, "It hurts here."When the blonde finally finished, the doctor looked at the color of the patient's hair and stated, "You're finger's broken."
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