yo mamma so fat when goes on the elevator she has to go down.
yo momma so fat to get her through a door you have to grease the sides and put a twinkie on the other side.
Yo momma is so fat when she stepped off the curb I tried to swerve around her but I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad
Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof
| Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live. |
| Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts. |
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
| Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. |
| Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops. |
Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
| Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing! |
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
| Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view |
| Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth |
| Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor |
| Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company |
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