Knock Knock Jokes

knock knock
who's  there?
cows
cows who?
no they don't , cows moo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
why are you crying, its just a joke?


knock knock
who's there?
tom
tom who?
tom on you,know who I am!


knock knock
who's there?
dummy
dummy who?
dummy a favor and go away!

knock knock
who's there?
gus
Gus who?
that's what your supposed to do.

knock knock
who's there?
dozen
dozen who
dozen anyone no who I am?no.

 will you remember me forever?
yes.
knock knock
who's there?
I thought you said you would remember me!

knock knock
who's there?
hoo.
who hoo?
your an owl.

knock knock
who's there?
isabell.
isabell who?
isabell out of order I had to knock?

Knock Knock.
 Who's there!
 Bed! 
Bed who?
 Bed you can't guess who I am!

 Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Al! 
Al who? 
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

 Knock Knock 
Who's there?
 Aladdin!
 Aladdin who?
 Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

 Knock Knock
 Who's there? 
Aldo! 
Aldo who? 
Aldo anywhere with you! 

Knock Knock
 Who's there? 
Alec!
 Alec who?
 Alec-tricity.
 Isn't that a shock! 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Alec! 
Alec who? 
Alec my lolly! 

Knock Knock. 
"Whos There?"
 UPS.
 Sign for this please. 

Knock Knock 
Who's there?
 Alex! 
Alex who?
 Alex the questions round here! 

Knock Knock. 
Who's there? 
To. 
To who? 
To whom.

 Knock Knock
 Who's there?
 Alexia! 
Alexia who? 
Alexia again to open this door! 

Knock Knock
 Who's there?
 Anna!
 Anna who? 
Anna going to tell you! 

Knock Knock 
Who's there?
 Anne Boleyn!
 Anne Boleyn who? 
Anne Boleyn alley!

 Knock Knock
 Who's there?
 Annetta! 
Annetta who?
 Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here! 

Knock Knock
 Who's there?
 Annie! 
Annie who?
 Annie one you like! 

Knock Knock
 Who's there?
 Anthem!
 Anthem who? 
You Anthem devil you!

 Knock Knock 
Who's there?
 Argo!
 Argo who?
 Argo down the shops! 

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Aries!
 Aries who? 
Aries a reason why I talk this way!

 Knock Knock
 Who's there? 
Arizona!
 Arizona who?
 Arizona room for one of us in this town!

 Knock Knock
 Who's there? 
Armageddon! 
Armageddon who? 
Armageddon getting out of here! 

Knock Knock
 Who's there?
 Armenia!
 Armenia who?
 Armenia every word I say!

 Knock Knock 
Who's there?
 Gretel!
 Gretel who! 
Gretal long little doggie...!


 Knock, Knock!
 Who's there? 
Dumbbell.
 Dumbbell who?
 Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!